| Cody Jean Lane ( @ 2011-03-31 08:07:00 |
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| Current location: | The Ranch |
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| Entry tags: | james, thirty year verse |
Mama's Law Rules! (Maybe)
"You are being the most UNREASONABLE parent in history!" The staff at the Ranch turned, almost in unison, as the long haired young man shouted down the hallway. It wasn't new for there to be conflict in the house...not at all. What was new was that it was Cody Jean at the receiving end of it.
"You listen to me, mister, so long as you park your feet under the table that I set for you, you will do what I say!" Cody was gesturing wildly, typical of when she was really pissed off. Orestes had to smother a grin, as he walked back into the control room. Hsu and Daniel were about to walk in from the stables, after a ride, and they would walk right into a conflict that just might feel familiar.
"It's none of your business!" James came downstairs, dressed in jeans and a crisp, white shirt. "This is not something that I am going to ask my mother's permission for."
"Oh, don't you take that tone with me, young man. I am your mother. I own the air you breathe, kiddo." The usually reasonable Cody Jean was not so reasonable, not when it came to her baby boy. "Some little tramp wiggles her tiny hiney at you, and you are off like a dog after a bitch in heat. Well, I'm not having it. You're too young." That was a grumble, because Cody saw Hsu coming in, with Danny.
"Father says I am older than he was, and older than Daniel was, too." James always did know how to pull out the 'Papa says' card, whenever he and Cody butted heads over anything.
"Your father had his first time with his uncle's fourth...fifteenth...I don't know...wife. That was back in a day when men were lucky to make it to twenty, without being eaten by a dinosaur!" Orestes took position, eating an apple, in the doorway, to watch this one play out. "Daniel had a hooker on his fifteenth birthday."
"Why didn't I get that?" James crossed his arms, a mirror image of his much tinier mother.
"Because I wanted be...that's not the topic, right now. I said no, meant no, and that's that! And DON'T you two even open your yaps." Cody pointed at Hsu and Daniel, as they strode in, narrowing her eyes. "This is one topic that I intend to have the last say on. James is sixteen, the girl is eighteen, and I say no. That's it, that's all, that's final." She spun on her heel, heading towards the kitchen. "MAMA SAYS!"
"YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM HAVING SEX, MOM!" James shouted after her.
"Wanna bet?" Cody held up his car keys from the door, shaking them. "I dare you to find a single bodyguard in this house willing to take you to Super Ho's place. Good luck with that, Mister Big Balls. I got your balls, right here, little boy." The girl was older, quite sexy, blonde and willing to tutor the young Hsu on the ways of women. She had also been cleared by security. "I'll snatch that bitch bald, she puts her ho-bait hands on my son...I tell you what..." Cody tucked the keys into her jeans pocket, and went back to cooking, grumbling about trampy sluts looking for innocent boys.
James looked at his father and brother, pleading with his eyes. "Father..."
Cody poked her head in and glared at the pair. "Don't even think about it." Then she went back in, confident that her word would stand.